From 29th March 2019, caveat emptor...

Residents of Buralla in the British Isles were filled with an unique sense of joy at finally having regained their sovereign independence. On the other side of the channel, Jean-Claude Juncker & Michel Barnier smirked in their coffee...whilst the Parisians stock-piled prawn-cocktail sandwiches.

Mission

Full liberation, total severance, hara kiri! What can I say? It's terrific news about Blighty - looks like we might be having mackerel for breakfast again & not those ghastly croissant. And who ever cared for Prosecco? All we want is to drink cold dark ale in a dank pub in the city with sawdust on the floor (much better for absorbing urine) & watch our ticker. Don't you think, Jeremy?

Oh My Oh My !

Isn't the Mogg just wonderful?
So exciting to finally play Julius Caesar! We've crossed the Rubicon & are well on our way to becoming an enslaved vassal state - just like before!
I'm dreaming of queues at Dover, after all, it's what we voted for! Imagine what it'll do to the Époisses!
My only aspiration in life is for a little blue passport.